Yhellooooo o
Its been a fun couple of days on camp and i'm feeling more confortable with the people around me. Pigin is the norm and i've had to blend into the waffi kinda pigin to be more confy with these peeps.
The story about the other block being punished took a new turn. Apparently they were 3. 2 guyz and one girl. A guy was drunk to stupor! The other pair were caught having sex on a bench at mami and when the commandant showed up, the 2 guyz ran away leaving behind their ID's and the girl (she got shyted upon, used n dumped) lol. The 2 guyz wer paraded at the pavillion parade ground and the girl was spared d shame but certain ppl knew who she was from her platoon. The 2 guyz wer very close to being rusticated but their platoon leader (a soldier) had to beg on their behalf. He stepped up to the commandant and started doing push ups to try change his mindt. I lost count of how many, some other soldiers joined in to. Ultimately the 3 muchachos were spared. The guy had to do some laps around the whole camp tho with thier bags on thier head shouting "i will never do it again, it will never happen again" lol; offcourse, being marshalled by the platoon leaders n assistants.
Some people just wanna ruin a career thats not even started because of konji. You cant even hold ur konji urge for 3weeks? And risk it all for one yeye session inside mami market. I would think they have learnt their lesson from that day onwards.
To some fun events now. Interplatoon events have started and i enroled for footie to play right back for my platoon. I had 2 training session and when the draws where made, we were paired with 9platoon. I watched them train and saw all the huge muchachos they had training, i pulled out instantly loool. I'm not here to break a leg plus i would have had to buy a pair of boots i might use just once in camp offwhich i had a new pair at home in lagos, i did not anticipate footy on camp..
We'va also had some other fun events. My man'o'war training for 3platoon took place. We taken through all the training gadgets and we had to do them ourselfs. It was intense!!!. I hope i gt the sequence right. Here it goes.
We started off on the balancing bit with a tiny wood plank a yard or 2 long, then jump on some other wood planks. Then we had to cross a section with a rope like tarzan, next up was a huge tyre hanging we had to go through. We crawled underneath a bit that had thorns on top of it like real soldier shit lol. To the walls, the 7ft was easy for some ninjas but not me, had 3attempts and i couldnt (no diss me o). I was let through anyway then i went on the 11 foot one that required team work. The huge guyz were our helpers making use of their hands as a step to go over. Some of you guyz might have seen this popular pic that saw some guyz try help a round lady with their hands on her back side lol. Alot of that happened at this stage and the girls didnt mind or they had no choice loool. When everyone finished, we took a group picture with our commandants.
Then we had a little game called know your neighbour where the man'o'war guy would choose someone and they would tell us what uni and what subject they passed out with, if you are single and if you are searching. All the guyz 'were single and searching' lol. All the ladies were on the other hand wer single 'and not searchn' like any one would bliv that. We had some honest ladies tho who said 'seriously searchn' lol, i would guess age is not on thier side.
I was spared, so i am good cos ppl got good beef against foreign trained graduates like its a big deal. The only foreign trained graduate who spoke was abosede from canada and everyone else was either from delta uni or some polytechnic in aba. A general observation was most of the girls that said something "in english" had some very conc ibo accent lol. Since pigin english was a norm in the camp, you wouldnt know what these girls sounded like while speaking english except for abosede who was trying very had to localize her accent. She had never lived in nigeria so she's what ppl in the uk will call a 'freshie' in nigeria. But i think shes coping very well and making good friends.
The other part of the drilling had to do with ropes, ropes, ropes and more ropes. Some scary high rope which some girls climbed and slid down perfectly (hats off to them). Everyone couldnt go on all the gadgets so that spoiled that bit, in d end another group pix was taken and wer wer diismissed. Had to drag my dirty self with my khaki looking like an agabada back to my hostel and had a nice well deserved rest.
I was meant to be resting but my rroom mates are just a bunch of clown. You can be having a bad day and begin laughing as soon you come in. I took some audio recording n i wish i could upload em. Internet is still shit with no 3g service. 13/14days to go. Niggas on red at the moment we considering patronising certain foods from the camp canteeen which is shit but free. Mammy dey chop money ooo, i've had to give someone my atm to help we withdraaw some dough (unsuccesfull in end)
Its 5am again on wednesday 3rd. We about to have morning devotion. I've been compiling this for a few days and my schedule is too tight i dont have time to spell check or anythn like that. Enjoy reading, adios......
Update! - tryna upload pictures but its delaying d upload
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